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Verbs HAS to agree with
their subjects.
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Prepositions are not words
to end sentences with.
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And don't start a sentence
with a conjunction.
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It is wrong to ever split
an infinitive.
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Avoid clichés like the
plague. (They're old hat.)
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Also, always avoid
annoying alliteration.
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Be more or less specific.
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Parenthetical remarks
(however relevant) are (usually) unnecessary.
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Also too, never, ever use
repetitive redundancies.
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No sentence fragments.
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Contractions aren't
necessary and shouldn't be used.
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Foreign words and phrases
are not apropos.
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Do not be redundant; do
not use more words than necessary; it's highly superfluous.
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One should NEVER
generalize.
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Comparisons are as bad as
clichés.
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Don't use no double
negatives.
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Eschew ampersands &
abbreviations, etc.
-
One-word sentences?
Eliminate.
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Analogies in writing are
like feathers on a snake.
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The passive voice is to be
ignored.
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Eliminate commas, that
are, not necessary. Parenthetical words however should be
enclosed in commas.
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Never use a big word when
a diminutive one would suffice.
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Kill all exclamation
points!!!
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Use words correctly,
irregardless of how others use them.
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Understatement is always
the absolute best way to put forth earth-shaking ideas.
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Use the apostrophe in it's
proper place and omit it when its not needed.
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Eliminate quotations. As
Ralph Waldo Emerson said, "I hate quotations. Tell me what
you know."
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If you've heard it once,
you've heard it a thousand times: Resist hyperbole. Not one
writer in a million can use it correctly.
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Puns are for children, not
groan readers.
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Go around the barn at high
noon to avoid colloquialisms.
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Even if a mixed metaphor
sings, it should be derailed.
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Who needs rhetorical
questions?
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Exaggeration is a billion
times worse than understatement.
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Proofread carefully to see
if you any words out.
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